Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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