Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Randomize
