There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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