Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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