Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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