I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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