i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
We need to rekindle our bromance
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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