Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
