Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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