why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
