where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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