the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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