in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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