i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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