My hand turned me down
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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