ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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