i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
you made out with another girl for some wings
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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