wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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