I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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