too bad you live with your parents still
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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