I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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