How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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