In the future we'll all be gay
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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