I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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