BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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