sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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