Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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