discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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