it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Are these your boobs on my camera?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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