everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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