dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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