I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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