Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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