just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Randomize
