Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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