if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I party with great urgency now.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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