So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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