that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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