She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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