This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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