I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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