Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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