Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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