idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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