But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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