i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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