It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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