Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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