I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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