I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Randomize
