we have officially lost it.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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